Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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