This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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