Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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