Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
