Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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