But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize