absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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