i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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