They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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