I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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