So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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