So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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