My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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