you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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