Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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