You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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