we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this will be a night to untag.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize