normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
