I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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