I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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