Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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