Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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