i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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