i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
