Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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