i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My penis needs a shock collar
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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