i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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