Porn is love you can see.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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