So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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