I just made out with a guy for $7.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Your penis caused this!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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