What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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