How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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