he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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