Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
how do flat chested girls get laid?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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