So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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