how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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