I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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