We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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