The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
