Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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