You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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