im drinking this country out of the recession.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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