I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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