Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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