He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
send nudes
from the living room?
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