Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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