i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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