The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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