Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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