At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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