nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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