you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Pants are for mortals
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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