haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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