Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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