maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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