Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
