so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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