i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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