How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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